Celebrating The Ultimate Kitty!

Juniper61 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:09:17 +0000

Here at the Collective, we’re all about Kitty this and Kitty that, but did you know we actually have a Patron Slut Saint? Well, we do. And it is Madonna. Yes. Her. On any given day, you can find us Marching Like We Have Big Sticks Up Our Butts (with a little Vogueing thrown in for good measure) to anyone of her Bazillion Selling Musical Offerings. We do this even though she, like Hello Kitty eschews all of our plaintive missives for a private audience.

This is our current Remaster Favorite:

Vogue. Vogue.

The Kitty Coalition Collective

Taking the Collective on the Road

Juniper61 — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:23:53 +0000

Well. Hello, Kitties.

Yes, it’s been a while since we’ve reported back from the front. The truth is, we’ve been traveling abroad seeking converts Enlightenment. As you may have gathered, the Coalition Collective likes to travel in style. We feel it not only furthers The Cause, but also denotes a certain amount of Je ne sais quoi, which is French for “Better than all the rest of you Bitches”.

Imagine our glee when we were able to locate The Ultimate Traincase!

Hello Kitty Traincase

Of course, it’s not the round Zebra Traincase Madonna, one of our favorite Comrades toted around in Desperately Seeking Susan, now is it? No. It is not.

We’re Tanned, Rested & Ready, but sadly, no longer Like Virgins.

Bang. Bang.

The Kitty Coalition Collective

Comrade Kitty » Madonna

Celebrating The Ultimate Kitty!

Taking the Collective on the Road