We come to you with a resolution to the conundrum of the humdrum.  

We are saying a vehement and collective ‘No’ to the blame, shame and wicked game of those who seek to thwart and outright deny our privilege to revel, roll and romp in the Glittery, sometimes Gaudy Goodness that is The Kitty. 

We remain righteous in our indignation at the notion that The Kitty is only for those 4 and under! With raised fists and voices, we will take our rightful place, which is of course, atop the towering, heaving mass of all things The Kitty.  

We will continue moving forward in amassing the mass and kicking the ass of the novice collectors and faux connoisseurs who seek to usurp our authority and superiority when it comes to the procurement of all things The Kitty.  

We gather here to celebrate, exonerate and incubate the revolution. We will not be good girls (or boys) and shut up or sit down and wait our turn. We refuse to sip tea with our pinky’s up, wear a slip, take your lip or reduce our hips for the sake of conformity. This we solemnly pledge, in the name of The Kitty. 

Bang. Bang.

The Kitty Coalition Collective