Comrades! It’s time to take it to Paris! Milan! Tokyo! The Corner Starbucks! — And since style is of the essence, even for Pretty Proles like yourselves, we’ve decided to share a few of our favorite Pink Laptops.

Bling it up with stickers and Jewels!

 
Tippy. Tappy.
The Kitty Coalition Collective

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Even though the Comrades are trapped in their Luxurious Mexican Beachfront Villa, they are still thinking of you most kindly this American Thanksgiving Day. With that said, we just can’t get enough of this Hello Kitty Pop Art line. Here are a few of our favorites to pine over.

Gobble. Gobble.
The Kitty Coalition Collective

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Here at the Collective, we often invoke the spirit of Barbie during our Marching Like We Have Big Sticks Up Our Butts Class. Why? Well, for one thing, she’s a stick. For another, she’s a stick. We guess that about covers it. Nonetheless, we won’t hate on her too much.

White boots? We could have done [...]

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Precious Comrades,
Isn’t Sunday a time for deep inner reflection? (Or Monday if you’re one of our beloved Aussies! *Muah*). We think so! This morning while we were musing over our Republic Issued Freeze Dried Waffles and Reconstituted Bacon, the topic of “Self Love” came up, as it so often does here at the Collective.
You see, [...]

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 Beloved Comrades -
Here at the Collective, we run a tight ship, timewise. On any given day, our schedule is a chaotic mix of figuring out what to wear which Party Approved Uniform to adorn ourselves with, Tithe Deposits, Marching Like We Have Big Sticks Up Our Butts Class (A Collective favorite!), making aesthetically pleasing signage [...]

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Okay, Comrades. C’est la chose foutue de la mère la plus mignonne que nous avons vue dans un long temps!  Which is French for “This is the cutest Mo-Fo thing we’ve seen since Nixon was in office.
The Comrades and I were organizing our purses the other day, lamenting our inability to manage the vast amounts  [...]

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Gentle Comrades,
This particular item is geared towards Kitties of a certain age who experience, shall we say - An irritating internal wonkiness with their internal thermostats. We’re speaking of course about The Peri Menopause and The Full Blown Menopause. What better way to assist in the regulation of those pesky Hot Flashes that leave us flushed [...]

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Dear Comrades,
We are writing to you today from our Glitzy yet Functional Hello Kitty Keyboard! Not only does it improve our grammar, punctuation and spelling, it also has vastly improved our love lives here at the Collective! Which in French translates nicely to “Même les laids sont fuckable !”
Oh! That one is too naughty even [...]

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Greetings, Comrade Kitties!
Well, we have exciting news to share with you today! You see, in addition to our penchant for traveling to distant lands, crafting glittery protest signs and causing General Melee wherever we go, we also like to Cut a Rug. And now, thanks to the magic of the Intarwebs, we have procured one [...]

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