Precious Comrades,

Isn’t Sunday a time for deep inner reflection? (Or Monday if you’re one of our beloved Aussies! *Muah*). We think so! This morning while we were musing over our Republic Issued Freeze Dried Waffles and Reconstituted Bacon, the topic of “Self Love” came up, as it so often does here at the Collective.

You see, this may come as a surprise to some of you proles Comrades, but there is a distinct dearth of Masculine Comrades, except for Leslie and Pat who take care of all our general maintenance and plumbing, but they are of a semi-ambiguous gender presentation and abjectly refuse to participate in our daily Communal showers, preferring instead to take a bucket of cold water back to their rooms. Ahhhh, but we digress!

Kitties are important, wouldn’t you agree? And all Kitties deserve daily love and attention. We feel, Comrades, and when we say “We Feel” we mean we REALLY FEEL this is a Critical Component to daily life. We went so far today to whiteboard our own Maslow’s Hierarchy of needs, which we of course renamed The Comrades Hierarchy of Desires in honor of the Republic. And this is what we came up with.

Remember, Comrades! Le contact est une bénédiction à la République, la font ainsi souvent ! Which of course is French for “Just Do It!”

Bang. Bang.

The Kitty Coalition Collective

Many thanks to our Dear Comrade Stacy for responding to a Dire Collective Design Emergency! She is one of The Most Rockin’ Kitties ever!