Listen up, Comrades! It’s raining. And even if it’s not raining where you are, it will be at some point in the future – And here in The Republic, we strive to be prepared at all times for anything. These first came to our attention when searching for appropriate footwear to don during our Marching [...]

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Especially for Comrade Willow – We can’t have her Curly Little Comrade Head getting wet, now can we? Oh, no! That would never do!   Don’t ever say we don’t love our little Proles Comrades! Bang. Bang. The Kitty Coalition Collective

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      Well. Aren’t you a bunch of Naughty Comrades? I’ll bet you were looking for something purient and indiscreet, weren’t you? But instead, we want to share the Good News about this stylish yet functional addition to your daily beauty regimen! But remember! Les minous les plus populaires soufflent et soufflent souvent ! [...]

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Dear Princess Comrades, Here at the Collective we do in fact read all of your missives, even those written on scraps of paper or on the back of Cocktail napkins. We love reading them so much, especially when you speak your minds! Recently, we have received several terse communiques regarding how your Tithes are used, particularly [...]

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There are only 2 (TWO!) of these left in stock. And yeah, the Collective is pretty sure you can cook The Soya Beans in it too.    Rice. Rice. Baby.  The Kitty Coalition Collective

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Busy Comrades Rejoice! Now even the most lazy reluctant cooks amongst us can create culinary catastrophe’s on a daily basis! How do we know? We use this almost every single day at the Collective HQ (with varied results). The most important thing to remember here is to actually plug it in after inserting your Republic [...]

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Attention, Comrades and those who aspire to be Just.Like.Us! If your “To Do” list looks anything like ours here at the Collective, we’ve got just the thing to help you check off one of the most Odious Tasks Ever -IRONING- We’ve found that the overall Task Satisfaction rating has gone through the roof since we [...]

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Precious Comrades, Isn’t Sunday a time for deep inner reflection? (Or Monday if you’re one of our beloved Aussies! *Muah*). We think so! This morning while we were musing over our Republic Issued Freeze Dried Waffles and Reconstituted Bacon, the topic of “Self Love” came up, as it so often does here at the Collective. [...]

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 Beloved Comrades – Here at the Collective, we run a tight ship, timewise. On any given day, our schedule is a chaotic mix of figuring out what to wear which Party Approved Uniform to adorn ourselves with, Tithe Deposits, Marching Like We Have Big Sticks Up Our Butts Class (A Collective favorite!), making aesthetically pleasing [...]

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Even the most stalwart Comrades get chilly of an evening. We love the Fancy Fleecy Goodness of this on Movie night here at the Compound, when we settle in for Republic issued Cheesy Poofs and Artificially flavored and colored fruit punch (Mais vraiment, nous prenons Champagne et caviar à vos frais, minous.) . Yummy. Bang. [...]

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