Greetings, Comrade Kitties!

Well, we have exciting news to share with you today! You see, in addition to our penchant for traveling to distant lands, crafting glittery protest signs and causing General Melee wherever we go, we also like to Cut a Rug. And now, thanks to the magic of the Intarwebs, we have procured one of these Magical Devices for each and every room of the Coalition Collective Headquarters.