Here at the Collective, we’re all about Kitty this and Kitty that, but did you know we actually have a Patron Slut Saint? Well, we do. And it is Madonna. Yes. Her. On any given day, you can find us Marching Like We Have Big Sticks Up Our Butts (with a little Vogueing thrown in for good measure) to anyone of her Bazillion Selling Musical Offerings. We do this even though she, like Hello Kitty eschews all of our plaintive missives for a private audience.

This is our current Remaster Favorite:

Vogue. Vogue.

The Kitty Coalition Collective