Dear Comrades, 

We sincerely regret our seemingly lackadaisical missives of late. It’s not that we don’t care! It’s that we care too much! In fact, we are thinking about penning a semi-autobiographical tome entitled “Comrades Who Care Too Much”. But we digress. 

The actual REASON we have not dropped any pearls before kitties lately is because upon completion of the new Headquarters, we realized that a simple home alarm system wouldn’t do! Even when paired with the Tiger Pit, Log Trap and Coconut Bombs, the Coalition Collective still felt we could be caught with our Proverbial Pink Panties down. And Kittens, that just wouldn’t do!

The Solution:

Coconut Bombs be Damned!

The Assembled Product:

Ready to Roll

 And there you have it! Standard Issue for all! 

Bang. Bang. Indeed.

The Kitty Coalition Collective