Dear Comrades,

We’re certain you understand that sometimes, the Coalition Collective gets tired of hoofing it as we travel here and yon doing our civic duty to acquire the heaving masses of Glittery Kitty Goodness to gloat about share with you in equal and judicious portions as defined by your status very important individual roles within The Movement. With that in mind, we set out on the quest for suitable transportation. The requirements were as follows:

1. It must represent all that is good and righteous about The Kitty

2. It must be luxurious practical

3. It must not cause undo alarm to the proles Republic

4. It must seat 65 of The Coalition Collective

5. It has to have Pretty Pink Potty Accoutrement (Which is French for Silly Shit)

And so, Comrades, with list in hand, we set out on this arduous grail, not knowing if we’d be successful, or even return. Nonetheless, we were willing to give it our all and as much cash as we had on hand thanks to your generous tax deductible tithes donations.

And so, we give you present…

Rolling With The Kitty

We Are Pleased.

Bang. Bang.

The Kitty Coalition Collective

(Edited several times by TKCC Staff Counsel)